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Justin Bieber Playing Soccer In Clingy Short Shorts Is Life

 

Oh Baby! At one time in my life I thought Justin Bieber was the punchline that the media often portrays him as - a former child YouTube star now only good for making headlines about running over people with cars getting caught at Brazilian brothels. And while those things are true, and just a sampling of the shenanigans Bieber has listed on his TMZ résumé, I also realized that he does things to me. Things... that a lady such as myself doesn't discuss.

The twenty-four-year-old ushered in a resurgence of the solo male singing sex symbol that was sorely missing amid the five-billion boys bands took center stage in the early to mid 2010's. In fact I feel Bieber's popularity paved the way for boy band breakout stars like Just Zayn and like, literally everyone else right now. So, before we get to these hawt pics, let's not be entirely dismissive of Bieber. Do I beliebe he might be douché? Sure, but if you look to a pop star to be your moral compass through this life, you're going to end up running over paparazzi in a Hummer. 

 

 

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ANYWAY, all if this is to say that I'm not going to be shamed in thinking that these new pictures of international sex symbol Justin Bieber playing soccer in short shorts are insanely hot! Bieber's wardrobe usually consists of XXL Tony Hawk for Kohl's cargo shorts and shirts that could be belted and turned into legit cute dresses, so seeing him out and about in these clingy thigh-flaunters is truly a treat.

Over St. Patrick's Day Bieber took to the field to play with his soccer league in Playa Del Rey, CA, and the results are everything you need to get through the Sunday scaries. Those legs alone. Ugh. Remember Nicholas, you're a lady. Keep it together. These pics are gold platinum diamond preferred, so you'll need to hit the link below to check them out so I don't get sued. Make sure that you don't miss THIS one. And THIS one. And like, all of them. In the words of Bieber - Sorry, and in the words of Demi Lovato - Not Sorry!  

Head HERE for the pics

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I think you may be one of the worst authors on this site. You write literally nothing in substance. You should probably quit. 

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...of substance*

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